Wholesome 'Thoughts Of Dog' Tweets For The Dog Lovers

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    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings there was a sandwich. on the edge of the counter. and now there isn't. those are all the details. we can confirm so far. the piece of lettuce on my nose. is purely circumstantial 9:16 AM - 10 Feb 2019 194K
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog feelings the tiny monsters are on their way. and my job. is to hold this bucket of snacks for them. i was told they can only take one. but that's not my rule to enforce 7:50 PM Oct 31, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings sometimes. you have to spin in circles. to appreciate all that's around you 5:51 PM - 25 Jun 2018 148K
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog feelings the human asked what i wanted to be for halloween. and after some thought. i have decided. i would like to be cherished 12:51 PM Oct 31, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings i will love you. for all eternity. and in return. could you please wipe away my eye boogers 6:27 PM-12 Feb 2019 216K
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings the human says. there are two options.. inside or outside. but if they would. elevate their mindset they would uncover. a third option: stand. in the doorway. and sniff the air 8:54 AM - 7 Dec 2017 141K
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings gooooob morning. today is a day. to reflect upon. your latest accomplishments. here are mine: 4. big jump b. zooms of the speedy variety 1. carried stick 9. borked away. evildoers 2. big leap (different than a jump) 2. ate a funny bug d. spit out funny bug 7. loved everything 8:31 AM -11 Mar 2018 134K
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings the human said. they might make pancakes in the morning. so the faster i fall asleep. the sooner i get a pancake. as you can imagine. it's hard to snoozle. under so much pressure 8:58 PM -10 Aug 2018 202K
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings WE ARE AT THE PARK. BUT THE HUMAN SAYS IT'S TIME TO LEAVE. WHICH DOESN'T MAKE SENSE BECAUSE THEY CAN'T CATCH ME 12:23 PM - 2Mar 2019 224K
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings occasionally. the freezer will provide crunch water. this is way better than regular water. because of the crunch 2:33 PM - 31 Mar 2019 264K
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings if you're packing to go somewhere. and leave your suitcase open. i'm allowed to climb inside. and then you have to take me with you. it's the law 7:06 PM -25 Oct 2018 162K
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings the human worked all day. so we didn't spend much time together. this upsets them more than anything. because who knows how long any of us have. but they're here now. and i really hope they realize. all i need. is for them to hold my paw. until i fall asleep 7:23 PM - 29 May 2019 204K
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings gooooob morning. the human made waffles. and i got to taste one. what i'm trying to say. is never give up on your dreams 7:48 AM- 10 Jul 2018 163K
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings i wasn't a good dog today april fools. i was so good 6:04 PM 1 Apr 2019 454K
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings gooooob morning. i spotted the human. secretly putting a piece of pancake in my bowl. so the next time i get a drink. boom. surprise pancake. i am eternally grateful 6:07 AM -3 Dec 2018 176K
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings the human was planning on going out tonight. but i sat in front of the door. and made eye contact once. so now we're watching movies 5:32 PM -30 Nov 2018 178K
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings the human went out. to have fun with some frens. they promised they'd be back soon. so i'm not worried at all. and in the meantime. i found an old jacket. that smells like they're still here. it will be my new bed. until they return 8:22 PM - 27 Jul 2018 218K
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings i was told. whenever a square car with sirens passes by. they are on their way to help. so i always howl along. to let everyone know. i'm helping to0 12:39 PM -9 Jun 2019 159K
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings the commercial on the tv. made a doorbell noise. i know deep down it wasn't my doorbell. but. there's no harm in making sure 11:26 AM - 6 Feb 2019 164K
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings tonight is a very big night. i scheduled a playdate. with the neighbor pup. and after i introduce them. to my stuffed fren sebastian. we're going to watch the skittle under the fridge. together 3:19 PM - 8 Jan 2019 158K

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